guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

(Source: simplexy)

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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officialmyspace:

people who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted 

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