My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.
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do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
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  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
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