hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana)

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ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

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snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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dntdodrugs:

124:

why do people try to demonize kanye so often

cause hes black and he loves himself

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